(patchy beard and multiple rally caps...)
ACCORDING TO MY BROTHERS - LOOKING LIKE A DUFUS IS THE KEY TO WINNING THE WORLD SERIES...
I'm going to have to go out on a limb and agree with them on this one. A lot of people thought we had no chance of making it this far, but somehow the Giants are headed to the World Series! Ordinarily, I would credit this phenomenon with great coaching, excellent players and hard work. Sure, those factors have come into play, but obviously the one element that has proven devastating to our opponents and thus key to our impending victory is - the BEARD. Yup. Wilson's dyed black freaky subway man beard is so disturbing that it has subsequently crippled all opponents in its path and inspired thousands of loyal fans to start growing equally vial versions. Northern Californians have all but lost their minds with the prospect of winning. Every orange chest, black beard and inside out rally cap contributes to our overall intimidation factor and thus brings our beloved Giants just one step closer to victory. We're so blind with pride that we're really losing our minds. I even heard my roommate's sister say yesterday that she found the beard "sexy". Wow. Winning is really messing with our collective sense of sanity.
Whatever it is, this fashion catastrophe is working. So, for the good of the community we at sister|brother officially issue a hall pass until the end of the World Series. Get buck wild. Grow out your beard, throw on your rally cap, eat only orange foods from now until Halloween... It's simply the right thing to do. Below are some inspiring examples for you to follow.
Go Giants!
- brother
This individual is nearly 40 years old.
The Rally Pumpkin man dramatically improves our chances of winning.
Don't mess with this bitch.
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