GRAMMY FASHION FABULOSITY

WHAT WHAT!

LADY GAGA IS CARRIED IN VIA PLASTIC EGG UPON A GURNEY.
NARCISSISTIC AND COMPLETELY SELF-PROMOTING.
I'M STILL THOROUGHLY ENTERTAINED BY HER ANTICS.

Here we go... another fabulous night of fashion. What's so fun about this night is that musicians (and actors who like to play musicians occasionally) will dress in rather dramatic, outlandish gowns that show off their ability to be dynamic and different. But honestly, I expected more fashion disasters and was sadly disappointed. What? No Bjork moments? Aside from Lady Gaga entering in a giant egg (subliminal message - she's been reborn into all sorts of loca), it was kind of ... well, boring. We all know it's not the Academy Awards, but I guess it's a red carpet still worth watching. Here are some of my personal faves. Who was your favorite?

JENNIFER HUDSON WOWS US IN AN ASYMMETRICAL NAVY/AUBERGINE AND METALLIC BANDED GOWN. SIMPLY AND TOTALLY DIVINE. HOW MUCH IS SIMON COWELL KICKING HIMSELF FOR SENDING HER HOME ON AI NOW? HMMM?

CIARA LOOKS LIKE AN INDIAN PRINCESS WITH HER CUT OUT PUCCI-INSPIRED GOWN. LOVE THE SOFT SKIRT WITH THE HARD BLACK SANDALS. MAMA TOOK IT HOME TONIGHT.

EVA LONGORIA IS SENDING A MESSAGE HOME TO EX TONY PARKER AND IT GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS: "YOU SUCK AND I LOOK AMAZING."

FLORENCE WELCH MIGHT LIVE ON ANOTHER PLANET MOST DAYS, BUT THIS DRESS IN ITS SHEER COLOR BLOCKED GLORY IS BREATHTAKING. BRAVO, FLO FLO.

HEIDI KLUM LOOKS DIVINE IN THIS METALLIC BACKLESS, OFF THE SHOULDER GOWN WITH A FLOWING TRAIN. NO ONE WILL BE SAYING AUF WIEDERSEHEN TONIGHT.

JENNIFER LOPEZ IS THE HOTTEST GIRL ON THE BLOCK WITH THIS MINI MIRRORED DRESS IN SILVER. IS IT ME OR IS SHE FAR TOO GOOD LOOKING FOR MARC ANTHONY?

LEA MICHELE ROCKED THIS BLACK CREPEY LACE GOWN WITH SEXY LEG SLIT AND SHOWED THE WORLD SHE'S FAR NAUGHTIER THAN HER ONSCREEN PERSONALITY, RACHEL. ONE QUESTION - WHERE'S FINN AND WHY ARE THEY NOT DUETTING RIGHT NOW?

PAZ VEGA MIGHT LOOK A HELL OF A LOT LIKE A NON-PREGNANT PENELOPE CRUZ HERE, BUT SHE STILL DESERVES A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR HER BOHO MINI IN WHITE. SIMPLE, CHIC AND SO SEXY. LOVING THE BELL SLEEVES ON THIS NUMBER.

So, there you have it. My top picks of the night. Now for the bad, hard-to-look-at attempts of stars who desperately wanted to look different and cool and fell way, way, way short. And by that I mean, let's go home and put a garbage bag over our head and we might look better. Here you go.

KATY PERRY, DOUBLING AS A VICTORIA SECRET "ANGEL." THREE WORDS - NOT SO MUCH.

MARGARET CHO IN A GRAY FRUMPETY DUMPETY DISASTER. THE TATS DON'T COUNT FOR A POP OF COLOR EITHER, SWEETHEART. I'M JUST SAYIN'...

ALEESIA. I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE AND FRANKLY, I DON'T WANT TO AFTER SEEING THIS MONTROSITY. EASE UP ON THE TANNER, TOO. PLEASE.

HAYLEY WILLIAMS IN A BLACK SHEER AND HOT PINK TUTU? I MEAN, REALLY? I SWEAR ON JESUS' NAME MY 4 YEAR OLD WOULDN'T EVEN WEAR THIS.

GRAM'MA FUNK. I'M BECOMING INCREASINGLY MORE AWARE THAT I AM OBVIOUSLY OUT OF TOUCH WITH WHO'S WHO IN THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. WHO IS THIS WOMAN? SHE LOOKS LIKE MR. T WITH A BOOB JOB. AND THE DRESS... DO I REALLY NEED TO BREAK IT DOWN? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

NICKI MINAJ I LOVE YOU, BUT WHAT'S UP WITH THE HEAD TO TOE LEOPARD? I LOVE ME SOME LEOPARD, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE RUNNING THROUGH AN AFRICAN SAHARA.

AND FINALLY, SNOOKI. JUST BECAUSE I CAN. MEATBALL CHIC. 

There you have it, sister's top and bottom picks of the night. Hit us back and let us know your thoughts.

- sister