LET'S HEAR IT FOR OUR GOLDEN GLOBE RED CARPET WINNERS... AND LOSERS.

WE ALL KNOW THAT'S WHY WE WATCH, RIGHT?

Can I just say that Ricky Gervais is seriously hilarious and if fashion were measured in ounces of clever, he'd win hands down. Bravo, you silly Brit, bravo. He did look pretty smashing in contrasting hues of black, but I digress...

RICKY GERVAIS

Every year, we wait with baited breath for the beloved Golden Globe red carpet march. It is, without a doubt, one of the best and most entertaining moments as a stylist. We all have our favorite gowns and then there are the ones we hate, looking hands over face, fingers parted ever so slightly so that we can sneak a peak and cringe as we groan, why on earth did she wear that? 

So, I have severe issues with their adulterous, immoral behavior and feel for Ms. Aniston greatly, but these guys really can't ever look bad. I mean, ever. That being said, they didn't make my all-time favorite list, but of course, I couldn't exclude them from this post altogether, that would be sheer sacrilege. So there, I've said my piece... moving on... 



PRINCE BRAD AND PRINCESS ANGELINA



My fave of the night was a two-way tie between Emma Stone in a peach, classic Calvin Klein short-sleeved dress and Anne Hathaway in Giorgio Armani Prive`. Stone looked elegant and chic in her simple, backless CK dream. It complemented her skin perfectly and her hair was all sorts of perfection with this ensemble. Sequined up and backless, Hathaway took my breath away, but then again, when does she not? She really does nail it every time... and she's super smart, too. B*tch.

EMMA STONE



ANNE HATHAWAY



Next in line, was sex kitten Megan Fox, who I've been told is nowhere near as hot as Angelina Jolie (sorry boys). Poor man's version of Jolie or not, the girl-did-good on this Armani Prive pale pink chiffon number.



MEGAN FOX



Mila Kunis. So fantastically cute wherever she goes, but girlfriend took her style prowess to new heights with this Vera Wang sea green, one-shoulder dream. I am loving her bouffant and simple choice of bangles, as well.

MILA KUNIS

Then there was Sofia Vergara in her va-va-voom fuschia corseted Vera Wang gown. She might not have taken home the globe, but sister and all of her assets took home a round of applause (at least men everywhere think so). Clap, clap.



SOFIA VERGARA



 And, of course, glamorous, gorgeous, sweetheart, Halle Berry and her Nina Ricci black bustier gown with sheer overlay. To die for on her figure, but not the dress of the evening. When you're this hot, though, does it really matter?



HALLE BERRY



And now, for the losers... 

There were many, but again, a two-way tie between Helena Bonham Carter and Tilda Swinton. Carter looked like the love child of Frankenstein and Bjork. I mean, for the love of God, what on earth was she thinking? The woman even wore different colored shoes. The sunglasses and the Flock of Seagulls hair didn't help either, sweet cheeks. And Swinton, oh my my my, Swinton, did you pick this Jil Sander number because you thought it flattered your uber sexy body? Maybe she felt the pale yellow and cream highlighted her pasty albino-esque skin tone? Really, can't we use just a smidge of bronzer? Words cannot express my utter disbelief with this one, but her Popeye facial expression does. Oy vey.



HELENA BONHAM CARTER



MIKE SCORE OF FLOCK OF SEAGULLS OR IS IT HELENA BONHAM CARTER? HARD TO TELL.

TILDA SWINTON

Christina Aguilera had a huge miss with this Zuhair Murad mermaid lace atrocity. Shake what your mama gave ya, unless you look like this. 



CHRISTINA AGUILERA


Sweet, smart, gorgeous and with child she is, but Natalie Portman missed the mark by a few miles in this Viktor and Rolf blood-rose-stained strapless gown. I mean, c'mon, Nat... that's all you got. A Harvard education can't fix this, sweetheart. I know hormones and prenatal exhaustion probably played a role in your delusional fashion choice this evening, so we will forgive you.



NATALIE PORTMAN


Okay. Just no. Michelle Williams, with your brooding, somewhat contrived and passively shy demeanor, please don't ever wear daisies, or any other flower for that matter, to the Golden Globes again... unless your three years old. Gracias. And the color, double ugh.



MICHELLE WILLIAMS



So, that's what I got this year. Of course, there were many more to dissect and analyze. Send us your favorites and your fugliest 'cause what else are you going to do on MLK, Jr.'s birthday? Relax, it's a joke.

- sister