I SAW MOMMY KISSING SANTA CLAUS...

AND SHE WORE A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS.

Alright ladies, listen up. It's time to pull out all the stops especially after he ponied up for that diamond tennis bracelet or the new Louboutins you've been wanting for a year or that calf-hair leopard handbag or maybe he fulfilled your dream of a vacuum and mop set (the shame - guilty as charged). Whatever your preference, "Santa" deserves some lovin' and what better way to ring in the Christmas cheer than a little lingerie spectacular? :)

AGENT PROVOCATEUR INGRID SLIP, $990 BUY HERE

BORDELLE ANGELA DRESS WITH STRUCTURED CUPS, $510 BUY HERE

This year, take off the boy shorts and sweatshirt and spice it up for your man with some beautiful lingerie. It doesn't have to have peep holes and straps, people, just a little tasteful, but playful somethin' somethin.' Got it?

COSABELLA LEXY ROBE (AS SEEN ON OPRAH!), $99 BUY HERE

AGENT PROVOCATEUR WHITE LACE KIMONO ROBE, $900 BUY HERE

Stop blushing and go get her done (in more than one way - hahahaha). Enjoy the Jackson Five's rendition of this post's theme song.

Merry Christmas, Santa!

 - sister