A SISTER BROTHER PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
In the last week, we have seen all of the following items on people we know and care about. Consider this our passive aggressive version of an intervention. Dudes, listen up - for the sake of your dignity - Please identify and discard any items in your closet (or in one case - your face) that even remotely resembles the following:
1) Graphic T-Shirts:
(president of the ITF - I'm a Tool Foundation)
2) The Line Beard
(You are not Jon B. You never will be.)
3) Mandles (AKA Man Sandles)
(just stop it - spare your children the embarrassment)
4) MUSCLE SHIRTS
(Shirts should never resemble a pair of tights for your man boobs)
5. Bedazzled Jeans
(they make you look like a tween from New Jersey.)
Please, friends, help us stop the insanity. Share this post with your loved ones and convince them to move toward the light. There is hope beyond Ed Hardy.
- brother
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